Me swearing around little kids

cakewithlegs:

“Oh shit sorry”

friend: hey are you busy
me, 5 hours later: oh yeah sorry i was staring at a wall

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

ki-shi:

❞ If I could just get one wish, I would like a pair of wings.
  Please give me white wings, on my back like a bird.
  I want to spread my wings and fly, across this wide open sky.
  Without any sadness, fly towards the free sky.
  I want to flap my wings and fly. ❞

hattihattington:

when youre taking a walk while being bored

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75mgs:

*gazes at all my mutuals lovingly*

britishstarr:

guanshiyin:

shizukadoumeki:

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

We don’t.

our glasses aren’t clean, we just had to learn to see through the dirt, we had to grow stronger, survival of the less blind

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

master-of-pocket-worlds:

Me: *goes to bed super late and wakes up tired* Okay that’s fair

Me: *goes to bed right on time and wakes up tired* Okay I call bullshit

deernuke:

*blows kisses at wifi router*

©LB